I AM 101% EVIL!!!!!!!!!!
Signed,
The Heir of Slytherin
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At Last!
Someone I can relate to, although he's not nearly as evil as me: our very own Draco Malfoy!
Hate to steal your line, OMV, but...
KILL THE SCAR HEADED WHELP!!!!!
I am the Heir of Slytherin, and these are my socks!
Keep your feet warm and evil at the same time!
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WANTED: Harry Potter
CRIME: Not being evil enough!!!
THE FOLLOWING SCENE IS TOTALLY RANDOM AND MADE UP BY SOME MUGGLE GIRL, YUCK!
OMV: Ah, Harry! I've been waiting for you
HARRY: What do you want from me?!
OMV: Join me, Harry! Together we will be unstoppable!
HP: I'll never join you!
OMV: Oh, so Dumbledore didn't tell you?
HP: He told me enough. He told me you murdered my parents!!
OMV: No, Harry...I am your father!
HP: Dad?!?! But...I don't get it! Where's Mum?
OMV: Oh, she's off partying in Rio.
HP: Oh, so I'm evil now?
OMV: Yep! Here's your scary, long black cloak!
HP: Cool, so can I kill people now?
OMV: Go for it!!!!
Harry killed all his enemies and then, with his father and his new evil attitude, went to join Lily in Rio.
THE END
I am totally and completely evil, as if you need reminding. MY ICING IS NOT NICING! (Where did that come from?!?!?) You are all mustard seeds!
FEAR ME!!!!!
Oh, I'm sorry, that's the Box Ghost's line.
OH YEAH?!?! Well I am 102% EVIL!!!!!
TAKE THAT SLYTHERIN SCUM!!!!!!
Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh sorry that's HOS's line ~8-) (HP smiley)
Insults I have Prepared For Use Against Gryffindors (with the help of iCarly and my sick mind):
MUSTARD SEEDS!
CUCUMBER BRAINS!
PUMPKIN GUTS!
ELECTRIC HAMS!
NUTTER PEANUTBUTTERS!
DUCK LUMPS!
WATERMELONS!
HONEYBAKED HAMS!
MUFFINHEADS!
BANANABURGERS!
And the number one most evil one reserved for the Scar Headed Whelp:
WHY YOU PRINCE OF WALES!
(That's Shakespeare you know!)
Well here's an insult for YOU, sir I Am So Totally Evil.
WHY YOU--YOU--
Well what do you know? He took all the good insults.
know he didn't. i have a total harry potter zinger, but its a lil inappropriate for Mr. Evil
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